logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Flossing

As a dental hygienist, I always encourage patients to floss. During one cleaning, the dentist I work with asked my patient if he was "flossing religiously."

"Well," the man hedged, "I floss more often than I go to church."

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • lasagna

    Proposal Reaction

    A young man confided to his mother that he had proposed to his girlfriend and they were…
  • Default Image

    Goober Motivation

    One day a goober was hiking up to an old camp. There was an outhouse along the way, so he…
  • Default Image

    Tea Service

    One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who is four years…
  • Default Image

    Worker Ants

    The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson. "Worker…
  • picture of old speedometer

    Missing Car Parts

    A goober calls 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is…
  • Default Image

    Half Joking Pastor

    Not too long ago a large seminar was held for ministers in training. Among the speakers…
  • Default Image

    Jury Excuse

    "Please, Your Honor, I'd like to be excused from jury duty," pleaded an anxious-looking…
  • chanel-no-5

    Wrong Chanel

    The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he'd like a bottle of…
  • showerhead

    Too Distant / Too Close

    The showers in my daughter's dorm turned scalding hot whenever a toilet was flushed. To…
  • Default Image

    Diet Additive

    During one of our weekly weight-loss classes, the group leader was extolling the merits…
  • chocolate1

    Chocolate Calories

    A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy 2 servings per night, and a…
  • man selling tomatoes joke illustration

    Saved by the Tomato

    A story is told of an unemployed man who is desperate to support his family. His wife…
  • dog2

    10 Common Canine Complaints

    1. Building mounted fire hose connections are no substitute for a real hydrant. 2. "Why…
  • Top ten dad joke

    Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear Dad Say

    10. Well, how 'bout that? I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.…
  • Default Image

    Perfect Pet

    A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do…