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    Dog Driver

    As I drove into a parking lot, I noticed that a pickup truck with a dog sitting behind…
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    Bad Flight

    While ferrying workers back and forth from an offshore oil rig, the helicopter lost power…
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    Every Word

    A professor asked a student to remain for a few moments after class. Holding out the…
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    Mommy Test

    I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the…
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    Absent Minded Professor

    One of the world's greatest scientists was also recognized as the original absent-minded…
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    Little Voice

    A man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I've eaten something that…
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    I'm Dead

    A husband and wife, both getting on in years, are in bed one morning. He takes her hand,…
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    Cow Help

    A man was driving down a country road in the middle of dairy farm country when his car…
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    Minivan Tow

    A man was driving down the highway late one night when his mini-van broke down. He turned…
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    Paid For Standing

    The owner of a manufacturing firm decided to make a surprise tour of the factory. Walking…
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    Money

    Money can buy a house, but not a home.Money can buy a bed, but not sleep.Money can buy a…
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    Football Sleep

    After spending all day Sunday watching football on television, a man fell asleep and…
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    Rookies

    A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A…
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    Top Ten Things You NEVER Want to Hear the Orkin Man Say

    10. "EEEEEKKK!!!!!!" 9. "Exterminator down! Exterminator down! Send backup!!!…
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    Actual Hiker Comments

    These are actual comments left last year on Forest Service registration sheets and…

When I go to a local discount store to get oil and filters for my car, I buy my wife a bouquet of flowers on display near the checkout counter.

During one trip, some women in line behind me were oohing and aahing about a husband getting flowers for his wife. "How often do you do that?" one asked.

Before I could answer, the cashier, more than familiar with my routine, said, "Every three months or 3,000 miles, whichever comes first."

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