logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Pastors' Good News/Bad News

    Good News: You baptized seven people today in the river.Bad News: You lost two of them in…
  • Default Image

    More Oneliners

    I can see clearly now, the brain is gone... Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay. Madness…
  • Default Image

    Happy Marriage

    On their 50th wedding anniversary, a couple summed up the reason for their long and happy…
  • Default Image

    Worst Decision Yet

    A king was quite concerned about a decision he had just made, so much so that he went to…
  • Default Image

    Signs You Are In For A Long Sermon

    Top Ten Signs You Are In For A Long Sermon10. There's a case of bottled water beside the…
  • Default Image

    Real Answers

    These, are real answers given by children.Q: Name the four seasons.A: Salt, pepper,…
  • Default Image

    Car Moving

    It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the…
  • Default Image

    Who Said That?

    If quitters never win, & winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're…
  • mailbox

    Letter From Mom

    When the man came home, his wife was crying. "Your mother insulted me," she sobbed. "My…
  • Default Image

    How Does This Work?

    Bob was on vacation, visiting a Las Vegas casino for the first time. He decided to play…
  • Default Image

    Omitted Stories

    Reverend Smith, a respected church leader, arrived in a large city to deliver a series of…
  • Default Image

    Baby Wrap

    Part of my job as a public-health nurse is teaching new parents how to care for their…
  • Default Image

    Bachelor Cooking

    Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.…
  • Default Image

    Goober Love Poem

    Collards is green my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.…
  • Default Image

    Finding The Cat's Diary

    Day 752 - My captors continue to haunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine…

A young boy called the pastor of a local "corner" church to ask the pastor to come by to pray for his mother who had been very ill with the flu. The pastor knew the family and was aware they had been attending another church down the road. So the pastor asked, "Shouldn't you be asking Brother Simon down the road to come by to pray with your mom?"

The young boy replied, "Yeah, but we didn't want to take the chance that he might catch whatever it is that Mom has."

Powered By JFBConnect