logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Fly Swatter

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting Flies" he responded.

"Oh!, Killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males and 2 females", he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on TV remote and 2 were on the phone."

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Bank Enunciation

    Fresh from a visit to the dentist, I decided to stop at my bank. Barely able to…
  • F 15 fighter jet

    Recruiting Crisis

    The chief of staff of the Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in a…
  • Default Image

    Quotable Quotes

    I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department…
  • Default Image

    Rabbi Schwartz Answers His Phone

    "Hello is this Rabbi Schwartz?" "It is" "This is the IRS. Can you help us?" "I can." "Do…
  • Default Image

    Signs You Are an Elementary School Teacher

    You are probably an elementary school teacher if:~ You ask guests if they have remembered…
  • picture of shopping cart

    Supermarket Saavy

    One day my brother-in-law noticed an elderly lady slowly pushing a cart through the…
  • Default Image

    Babysitting

    With some misgivings, we left a young babysitter in charge of our three energetic…
  • Default Image

    Some Great Malapropisms...

    "I don't want anybody stepping on anyone else's thunder.""You can't pull the sheep over…
  • Default Image

    Riding With Grandma

    One evening I was driving my eight-year-old daughter to her grandparents' home for an…
  • Default Image

    Pastor Jim's Bungee Jump

    Pastor Jim was called to pastor a large Southern Baptist Church in San Antonio, Texas. He…
  • turkey dinner

    Turkey Poem

    I ate too much Turkey, I ate too much corn,I ate too much pudding and pie.I'm stuffed up…
  • Default Image

    For Sale Sign

    A real-estate agent was driving around with a new trainee when she spotted a charming…
  • Default Image

    Breaker, Breaker Dog Buddy

    My son Ward owns a shiny green four-wheel-drive truck. He also owns a 110-pound black…
  • Default Image

    Plane Pontoons

    Tiring of the inconvenience of the drive from airport to country cottage, a man equipped…
  • Default Image

    Two Plus Two

    A mathematician, a statistician and an accountant apply for the same job. The interviewer…