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Football Signals

A three-year-old in the congregation regularly watched football games with his father. So much so, that he knew some of the signals the referee makes.

On a recent Sunday, as the pastor raised his hands high to offer a blessing, the child interrupted the service by shouting, "Touchdown!"

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