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Ancestry

The following was overheard at a recent 'high society' party."My ancestry goes back all…
Seconds First

A young woman wasn't feeling well and asked one her co-workers to recommend a physician.…
Raise Request

Employee: I have been here 11 years doing three men's work for one man's pay. Now I want…
Insufficient Brain Activity

A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that…
Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear A Dad Say

10. Well, how 'bout that? I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.…
Silly Q&A

Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?He's all right…
Goober Circle

A goober had just bought a new sports car and was out for a drive when she swerved…
Labor Pains

When I was a mother's helper, the mom of the family I worked for sat with her three…
Teachers About to Retire

You know you're a retiree-to-be when... 1. Fellow staff members greet you in the hall…
Last One Comeback

A widow, recently married to a widower, was accosted by a friend who laughingly remarked,…
Mother Ring

While picking up a prescription, I noticed that the woman who gave me my medication was…
Corn Problem

We were eating corn on the cob two weeks ago and my 5-year-old daughter Rachel seemed to…
Magnet Comeback

My friend's husband always teases her about her lack of interest in household chores. One…
Geraniums

A man walked into a flower shop and after looking around for several minutes, asked the…
Dynamite Bumps

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…