More Jokes

  • Default Image

    A Touch of Home

    Although we were being married in New Hampshire, I wanted to add a touch of my home…
  • Default Image

    PICNIC Problem

    Looking over the log book kept by the computer support staff at my office, I noticed…
  • Default Image

    Raffle Toy

    Tom had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have…
  • Default Image

    Parrot Problems

    A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a…
  • Default Image

    Zucchini Sign

    After harvesting the usual bumper crop of squash last year, I took a half-dozen to the…
  • Default Image


    Apparently I tend to brag too much about my home state of Ohio.One day I told a…
  • police pull over

    Pull Over Cookies

    Returning from a trip to visit my grandmother in Canada, I was stopped by a state trooper…
  • Default Image

    Let's Play House

    A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day.The girl approached the boy and…
  • motel sign

    Economy Motel

    One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6:00 a.m. wake-up call. The next morning, I…
  • Default Image

    Age Question

    A college professor asked his class a question."If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New…
  • Default Image

    Thunderstorm Plea

    An airliner flew into a violent thunderstorm and was soon swaying and bumping around the…
  • Default Image

    Afraid of The Dark

    A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back…
  • Default Image

    Snack Costs

    My friends and I had joined a weight-loss organization. At one meeting the instructor…
  • Default Image

    Bridge Fishing

    Two Goobers notice a couple of guys by a bridge.The one guy drops over the bridge being…
  • Default Image

    Macho Dude

    A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be "Macho", and went out walking with one of…

picture of a footballA football coach was asked how he picked a team from a bunch of raw recruits.

"I hate to give away my secrets," he replied, "but I'll tell you. I take them out into the woods. Then, at a given signal, I start them running.

Those that run around the trees are chosen as guards. Those that run into the trees are chosen as tackles."

Powered By JFBConnect