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    Kids In Church

    Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church.…
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    Circles

    During basic army training, a sergeant was telling his group how a submachine gun sprayed…
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    Missed Call

    My daughter Marina worked in my law office while she attended graduate school. One…
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    Coffee Delay

    In a rush to work one morning, I pulled up to the drive-through window at a fast-food…
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    Car-jacking Foiled

    An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4 males in her car. She dropped…
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    Finkel's Fine

    A little woman called Mount Sinai Hospital. She said, Hello, darling, I'd like to talk…
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    A Few Fishing Definitions

    HOOK - (1) A curved piece of metal used to catch fish. (2) A clever advertisement used to…
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    Help Desk

    A man who worked the help desk for a large company received a call one day from a…
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    Flight Control Software

    At a recent computer software engineering course in the US, the participants were given…
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    Y to K Problem

    Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We have gone through…
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    Bat Delivery

    As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment…
  • An historic tour company dressed their employees in colonial dress.

    Colonial Break

    A company offered tours through the historic district, led by guides dressed in Colonial…
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    Murphy’s Laws of Parenting

    - The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning. - The…
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    Message Break

    A pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle…
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    The Place for Grace

    When little Johnny received his plate he started eating right away."Johnny wait until we…

A DJ was introducing a record. "This next one," he said, "is for Charlotte Burke, who is a hundred and eleven. Hey, Charlotte, congratulations on a ripe old age!"

There was a short pause and then the DJ said in a somewhat more subdued voice,

"I'm sorry, I got it wrong. This next one is for Charlotte Burke, who is ill."

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