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Forgotten Watch

A man is giving a speech at his lodge meeting.  He gets a bit carried away and talks for two hours.

Finally, he realizes what he is doing and says, "I'm sorry I talked so long.  I left my watch at home."

A voice from the back of the room says,

"There's a calendar behind you."

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