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40 Year Solution

couple oldMy parents have been married for almost 40 years.

Whenever anyone asks my Dad how they've stayed married for so long, he claims they are compatible. They both like to fight! He also says that they have come to an agreement on one thing...

He doesn't try to run her life, and he doesn't try to run his.

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