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Long Living

A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the…
Best Out Of Office Replies

Best Out Of Office Replies1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you…
Talking in Your Sleep

A wife and husband both talked in their sleep. She loved auctions; his hobby was golf.The…
Bridge Trouble

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway when a sign comes up that reads "Low…
Homework Policy

Here is an explanation of the school homework policy: Students should not spend more than…
Interview Excerpts

The following, allegedly, are actual post-interview excerpts collected from middle…
Things Mom Doesn't Want To Hear

"Mom's List Of Things She Does Not Want To Hear"1. I swallowed the goldfish.2. Your…
Noisy Neighbors

A man was telling his friend about his upstairs neighbors. "They started to jump up and…
Thanksgiving Grace

My family traditionally begins the evening meal with a prayer of thanks. When they were…
The Points System

For all of us guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is: In the world of…
Sunday Paper

"Where's my Sunday paper?!" the irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly…
Salesman Jig

My husband and I had bought some gadgets for our almost teen-age grandsons and were…
Vendor Problem

In a software design meeting, we were using typical technical jargon to discuss a data…
Jumper

At the local Starbucks, a little guy exchanged words with a big bald guy and it looked…
Cinderoofer

When my children received the video of Cinderella as a summer gift, they watched it…