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The Perfect Worker

From a reference letter . . . 1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2…
Traffic Laughs

* Freeway congestion is getting so bad, you can change a tire without losing your place…
Apology

A customer at the counter of a lawn ornament shop: "Give me four of those pinwheels, two…
Medical Bill Call

Many patients call the pathology group where I am office manager to discuss their medical…
Boat 99

At a boat-rental concession, the manager went to the lake's edge and yelled through his…
Maturity Under Attack

We Must Stop This!! Have you ever noticed that when you're of a certain age, everything…
Accident and Interview

Thorn was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off…
Actual Warnings On Products

*Actual Warnings On Products* On instructions for a hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.…
How Does This Work?

Bob was on vacation, visiting a Las Vegas casino for the first time. He decided to play…
Student Driver

As an instructor in driver education at Unionville-Sebewaing Area High School in…
Wilderness Guide

"We pass this way but once," we have heard it said. But my wife has learned that, unless…
Time Travel

Unaware that Indianapolis is on Eastern Standard Time and Chicago on Central Standard…
Feeding Shamu

At Sea World, our grandson absolutely refused to see the show featuring Shamu the killer…
Called In Sick

Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union…
Wallet Tip

Leaving a plush night club one evening, a miserly gentleman walked past the doorman…