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Guard Dog Sniff

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Choruses vs Hymns

young, new Christian went to his local small town church one weekend. He came home and…
Home For The Holidays

A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she…
Passed Note

A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by an usher.…
Wilderness Trip

The first carload of Boy Scouts had left my house minutes earlier, bound for our…
Hawaii or Havaii

These two persons are discussing whether the state of Hawaii is pronounced 'Havaii,' or…
Swerving Goober

A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the goober lady…
Earworms

Earworms are songs that crawl into your head and stay. 98% of us have had a song stuck in…
Washing Settings

One day, a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he…
Strange Lawsuits

An inmate filed a $5 million lawsuit against himself (he claimed that he violated his own…
Answering Machine Messages

*Answering Machine Messages*Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already…
Used Lawn Mower

A preacher retired and moved to the country to enjoy life and practice his hobby of yard…
Owed to Spell Checquer

OWED TO SPELL CHECQUER Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly…
Life and Death

A hospital posted a notice in the nurses' mess saying:"Remember, the first five minutes…
Country Tunes

My wife and I were browsing in a crafts store when I noticed a display of country-style…