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Stuffed Pockets

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Goober Coffee Maker

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Car Trip

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Class Reunions

Every ten years, as summertime nears,An announcement arrives in the mail,A reunion is…
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Horse Batter

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Why Dogs Can't Use Computers

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Plane Programming

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Silent Descent

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Pulpit Humor

There was this Lutheran minister who served a predominately German congregation for…