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Details: Written by Pastor Tim; Published: 29 November -0001

Jerry is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.

"I'm ok but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery," he answered.

"What did he say," asked the nurse.

"OOPS!"

Created: 27 December 2003

Last Updated: 13 July 2011