More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Think She'll Die?

    One afternoon while I was visiting my library, I noticed a group of preschoolers gathered…
  • Default Image

    Goober Coffee Maker

    The newlywed Goober went to the store to ask how to operate the new coffeemaker received…
  • Default Image

    Word Impatience

    Our five-year-old son went to a church conference with my wife and me. He got restless,…
  • Default Image

    Distraught Senior

    A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office."Is it true," she wanted to know,…
  • Default Image

    Wrapping Help

    My wife asked me to help wrap Christmas presents this year, but I was watching football…
  • Default Image

    Heard By Tech

    Things heard by tech support:Customer: "I have Microword Soft."Customer: "Microwave…
  • Default Image

    Dining Problem

    Everyone had weighed in, and our diet-workshop leader began her lecture on the week's…
  • Default Image

    Exact Address

    Torrential rainstorms were knocking down power lines all over town. That meant, as a…
  • puzzle

    Goober Celebration

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
  • Default Image

    Business Report

    My company had a successful year, and at the annual meeting, employees eagerly awaited…
  • Default Image

    Refined Shopping

    A very refined young man comes to a small food shop and sees fruit. "Give me two…
  • Default Image

    Pay Mistakes

    One day, an employee received an unusually large check. She decided not to say anything…
  • Default Image

    I can't come in to work today because . . . .

    - "My son dropped the car keys in the toilet and I sent him in after them. Now I'm…
  • picture of a winter cabin

    Trapper's Stove

    An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian were hunting in the wilderness of northern…
  • Default Image

    Driving Worries

    I decided to stop worrying about my teenage son's driving and take advantage of it.I got…

Heather and Marcy hadn't seen each other in awhile, so they decided to meet for lunch. The talk naturally got around to their respective love lives. Marcy confided that there really wasn't anyone special in her life.

Heather, on the other hand, was beaming about the new man she had found.

"He's perfect. He's handsome, and last night when we went out to dinner, he said the four little words I've been waiting to hear a man say to me!"

"He said 'will you marry me'?" Marcy asked.

Heather replied, "No, he said 'put your money away'."

Powered By JFBConnect