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    Children Under Ten

    Mark Twain's contention was that the most interesting information comes from children,…
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    Morning People

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    More Too Much Coffee

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    Home For The Holidays

    A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she…
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    Tycoon Banter

    A Texas Oil Tycoon and an Alaskan Oil Tycoon were debating on which state had the most…
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    Lazy Cobbler

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    Needle Manners

    While I was working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving…
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    Smart As A Brick

    While a friend and I were visiting Annapolis, we noticed several students on their hands…
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    Goodbye From George

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    Investments

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    Sermon Interpretation

    One Sunday after church Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about. Her…
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    Taste It

    One afternoon a waiter served a bowl of chicken soup to an elderly gentleman. As he…
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    Automobile Acronyms

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    10 Easy Ways To Say No

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    Sermon Sub

    A minister was called away unexpectedly by the illness of a close family member. He…

Heather and Marcy hadn't seen each other in awhile, so they decided to meet for lunch. The talk naturally got around to their respective love lives. Marcy confided that there really wasn't anyone special in her life.

Heather, on the other hand, was beaming about the new man she had found. "He's perfect. He's handsome, he's sweet, and last night when we went out to dinner, he said the four little words I've been waiting to hear a man say to me!"

"He said 'will you marry me'?" Marcy asked.

Heather replied, "No, he said 'put your money away'."

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