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    Church Mice Problem

    Three pastors were having lunch together at a diner. The first pastor said, "Ya know,…
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    The Flu Do-Si-Do

    Flu season will be here soon. Here's a square dance you can call when it does.The Flu…
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    Leaky Roof

    Mr. Gable had a leak in the roof over his dining room, so he called a repairman to take a…
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    Suitor Approval

    A good friend of mine warned me that, as my three daughters became old enough to date,…
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    You're not a kid anymore when....

    You're not a kid anymore when....1. You're asleep but others worry that you're dead.2.…
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    Goober Farmers

    There were two farmers, neither one had much common sense. They were told by the Forman…
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    Yard Sale Anger

    A woman was taking her time browsing through everything at a friend's yard sale, and said…
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    A Man's Guide to What A Woman Is Saying

    I JUST NEED SOME SPACE. .... without you in it. DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? We haven't…
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    Lazy Cobbler

    A man went into a shoe repair store in his hometown that he had not been in for almost…
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    CD Generation

    After I bought my mother a compact-disc player and some CDs, she was excited to discover…
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    Worst Horse Ever

    A jockey is in the parade ring discussing race tactics with the horse's trainer. The…
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    Range Cancelled

    At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second…
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    Looking For The Lift

    As a concierge at a posh resort, I was often asked about the ski facilities. One day a…
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    Flood Prediction

    Meteorological experts predicted a massive flood that would destroy the world.The Pope…
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    Family Togetherness

    An older woman recently returned from her hometown in North Carolina and told a friend…

A young woman, pursuing a graduate degree in art history, was going to Italy to study the country's greatest works of art. Since there was no one to look after her grandmother while she was away, she took the old lady with her. At the Sistine Chapel in the Vatican, she pointed to the painting on the ceiling.

"Grandma, it took Michelangelo a full four years to get that ceiling painted."

"Oh my, "the grandmother says. "He and I must have the same landlord."

 

 

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