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    Pole Contest

    A phone company put an ad in the paper in order to recruit workers.The next day, two…
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    Great Writer

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    Signs of the Times

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    Finally

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    Swahili Gasp

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    Sleeping Juror

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    Not Going to Church

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    More Bulletin Bloopers

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    Re-Gifting

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    Fruit Cake Top Ten

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    Thank You Cards

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    Surgery Beauty

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    Dollar Measure

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    Caught in the Act

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    Flight Advice

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A young woman, pursuing a graduate degree in art history, was going to Italy to study the country's greatest works of art. Since there was no one to look after her grandmother while she was away, she took the old lady with her. At the Sistine Chapel in the Vatican, she pointed to the painting on the ceiling.

"Grandma, it took Michelangelo a full four years to get that ceiling painted."

"Oh my, "the grandmother says. "He and I must have the same landlord."

 

 

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