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    Signal Shot

    The new ensign was standing his first night watch on the bridge of a destroyer. Far out…
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    Pop Rocks

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    And Then They Voted

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    Ways To Drive A Man Crazy

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    $100 Coffee

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    Farewell Song

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    Dear Abby, Dear Reader

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    Weight For Help

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    The Grandma Test

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    Death Statistic

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    Dangerous Criminal

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    Rest Home Trial

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    Lobster Tails

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    Gift Mug

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    Red, Yellow, Blue

    One afternoon, this guy drives down a highway to visit a nearby lake and relax. On his…

A young woman, pursuing a graduate degree in art history, was going to Italy to study the country's greatest works of art. Since there was no one to look after her grandmother while she was away, she took the old lady with her. At the Sistine Chapel in the Vatican, she pointed to the painting on the ceiling.

"Grandma, it took Michelangelo a full four years to get that ceiling painted."

"Oh my, "the grandmother says. "He and I must have the same landlord."

 

 

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