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    Kitten Saga

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    Science Quotes from Kids - Part 2

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    It Pays to Read Labels

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    Classroom Talk

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    Kitchen Help

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    Letter From Home

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    Goober Line Painter

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    Bunyan Fall

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    Poor Preacher

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A man walks up to a cashier in a grocery store. He says, "Hey, how much for these jalapeño peppers?" He pronounces it "jo-la-pen-o," not "ho-lo-peen-yo."

The cashier says, "Sir, that's not what those peppers are called."

The man replies, "Listen, buddy, this is America, and I can pronounce any word the way I please."

The cashier responds, "That is as may be, sir, but those are green peppers."

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