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    Clunker Leak

    As the owner of a clunker, I was used to dealing with a variety of car breakdowns. One…
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    Cure For Lateness

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    Good Robbery

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    Holding Hands

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    Holiday Merger

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    Exercise Program

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    Good News

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    Birthday Wish

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    Newborn Utterance

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    The Difference Between Men and Women

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    Medical Alert

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    New Duct Tape

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    Golf Meditations

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    Wilderness Guide

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A man walks up to a cashier in a grocery store. He says, "Hey, how much for these jalapeño peppers?" He pronounces it "jo-la-pen-o," not "ho-lo-peen-yo."

The cashier says, "Sir, that's not what those peppers are called."

The man replies, "Listen, buddy, this is America, and I can pronounce any word the way I please."

The cashier responds, "That is as may be, sir, but those are green peppers."

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