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    Liturgical Response

    In our Anglican church, each service begins with a greeting. The officiating clergyman…
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    A Man's Guide to What A Woman Is Saying

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    Wedding Vows

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    Permitted To Learn

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    Parking Concern

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    Movie Breakout

    A fellow took his girlfriend to the movies. During the previews, she asked him if he…
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    Toy Advice

    A woman, on meeting a psychologist at a party, made a pitch for some free professional…
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    Bath Note

    Dear Kids,Don't be alarmed, the world isn't coming to an end. I am simply taking a bath.…
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    Computer Cup Holder

    A friend of mine was on the phone with a tech rep from another company. That tech rep…
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    Fish Heads

    A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and…
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    Speeding Excuses

    Philadelphia's Highway Patrol officers hear all kinds of creative excuses that drivers…
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    Egg Timing

    A friend of mine, a new bride, was on her honeymoon and spent one night at her spouse's…
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    Bank Call

    One of my jobs at a bank is to answer the phones and put callers through to the right…
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    Dressing Down

    When I was 28, I was teaching English in a high school where occasionally the faculty and…

A man walks up to a cashier in a grocery store. He says, "Hey, how much for these jalapeño peppers?" He pronounces it "jo-la-pen-o," not "ho-lo-peen-yo."

The cashier says, "Sir, that's not what those peppers are called."

The man replies, "Listen, buddy, this is America, and I can pronounce any word the way I please."

The cashier responds, "That is as may be, sir, but those are green peppers."

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