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    Three Legged Chicken

    A man was driving along a rural road one day when he saw a three legged chicken. He was…
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    Miscellaneous Ponderings

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    Cowboy Joe goes to Church

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    Maranatha

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    I Just Can't Drive Today

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    The Gift

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    Bachelor's Cat

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    Marine Comeback

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    Maturity Under Attack

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    Watch Your Step

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    Pillar Interruption

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    If You Love Someone

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    Salesman Stop By

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    Late Night Studying

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A man walks up to a cashier in a grocery store. He says, "Hey, how much for these jalapeño peppers?" He pronounces it "jo-la-pen-o," not "ho-lo-peen-yo."

The cashier says, "Sir, that's not what those peppers are called."

The man replies, "Listen, buddy, this is America, and I can pronounce any word the way I please."

The cashier responds, "That is as may be, sir, but those are green peppers."

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