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Freeway Repair

An off-ramp of a freeway in Long Beach, CA, has been torn up for years.

Recently, someone put up a handmade sign reading,

"Scientists tell us that the sun will burn out in one and a half billion years. It is sad that this contractor will have to finish working in the dark."

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