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Freshman's Blind Date

"How was your blind date?" a freshman college student asked her roommate.

"Terrible!" the roommate answered.  "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."

"Wow!  That's a very expensive car.  What's so bad about that?"

"He was the original owner."
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