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Frog in Pocket

A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road.  As he comes closer, the frog starts to talk.

'Kiss me and I will turn into a princess.' The guy picks the frog up and puts it in his pocket.  The frog starts shouting, 'Hey!  Didn't you hear me?  I'm a Princess.  Just kiss me and I will be yours.' The guy takes the frog out of his pocket and smiles at it and puts it back.  The frog is really frustrated.  'I don't get it.  Why won't you kiss me?  I will turn into a beautiful princess I tell you!' The guy says, 'Look, I'm a computer geek.  I don't have time for girls.  But a talking frog is cool.!'

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