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The Army assigned a group of eminent psychiatrists to determine the best way to select soldiers for duty on the various fighting fronts. After many tests, the learned professors made their report:

"The best way to find out whether a soldier would be more effective in the desert or in the north was to ask him, 'What kind of weather do you like -- hot or cold?'"

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