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    Late For Work

    For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9 A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a…
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    Famous Last Words

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    PC Assets

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    Baby Prescription

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    Fried Eggs

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    Ways To Drive A Man Crazy

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    Actual Warnings On Products

    *Actual Warnings On Products* On instructions for a hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.…
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    Under Five

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    Ship Movie

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    Muffin Moving

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    Top Tips For Cheapskates

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    Funeral Music

    At our local crematorium families are given the chance to chose the music CD they would…
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    I Think Not

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    Wittle Wabbits

    Happy New Year everyone! It is my sincere hope and prayer that you have a peace filled…
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    2 Words

    A man joined the priesthood. The order he joined could not speak for seven years. Then…

As with many funerals, it was a cloudy, rainy day.

The deceased was a little old lady who had devoted her entire married life to fussing at her poor husband. When the graveside service had no more than terminated, there was a tremendous burst of thunder accompanied by a distant lightning bolt.

The little ol man looked at the pastor and calmly said, "Well, she's there."

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