logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    A Letter From College

    A Letter from College:Dear Dad,$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and…
  • Default Image

    Marine Mines

    In Marine Corps basic training, I soon learned that everything we recruits used belonged…
  • Default Image

    Great Writer

    There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire become a great writer.…
  • Default Image

    Golf Survey

    My job as a land surveyor took me to a golf course that was expanding from 9 holes to 18…
  • Default Image
  • Default Image

    50 Years From Now

    Three elderly gents were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about…
  • Default Image

    Aerobic Dismay

    Concerned about fitness in my middle 40s, I enrolled in an aerobics class. To my dismay I…
  • Default Image

    Cure For Lateness

    Bob had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work.…
  • Default Image

    Bell Call

    The scene: Alexander Graham Bell's laboratory.An exciting new discovery is about to take…
  • Default Image

    Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear A Dad Say

    10. Well, how 'bout that? I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.…
  • Default Image

    College Applicant

    Parents can be very upset when their children don't get into the college of their…
  • Default Image

    Ski Wax

    As a ski instructor, I sometimes tease my little pupils. Once I told seven year old Luke…
  • Default Image

    Go Easy at First

    Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob just went straight…
  • man smile

    Vice President Pride

    Tom was very excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for…
  • Default Image

    Seeing Eye Dog

    A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing eye dog one day. When they come to…

man laughNever raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
- Red Buttons

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car
he sticks his head out the window.
- Steve Bluestone

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
- George Carlin

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
- Carol Leifer

The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
- Roger Simon

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
- Dave Edison

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
- Johnny Carson

I voted for the Democrats because I didn't like the way the Republicans were running the country.
Which is turning out to be like shooting yourself in the head to stop your headache.
- Jack Mayberry

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how
long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
- Elayne Boosler

Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
- John Mendoza

I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be. But I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners.
- Jeff Stilson

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental
illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
- Rita Mae Brown

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
- Lily Tomlin

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish-burger and I realize, Oh
no....I could be eating a slow learner.
- Lynda Montgomery

Powered By JFBConnect