logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • sunday school

    No Hero of Mine

    "King David used to be a hero of mine, but not anymore," little Brodie told his mother…
  • Default Image

    Sorry I'm Late Mom

    Late one Saturday evening, I was awakened by the ringing of my phone. In a sleepy grumpy…
  • do not_disturb

    Do Not Disturb

    After a worship service at First Baptist Church in Newcastle, Kentucky, a mother with a…
  • man sad2

    Flower Request

    "I'm sorry," said the clerk in flower shop, "we don't have potted geraniums. Could you…
  • Default Image

    Vampire Bat

    A young vampire bat came flapping in from the night, covered in fresh blood and perched…
  • Default Image

    Passing Notes

    An elderly couple are attending a church service. About halfway through, she writes a…
  • Default Image

    Top 17 Inspirational Messages Not Heard at Work

    (17) There is no "I" in "teamwork"...But there is in "management kiss-up". (16) If you do…
  • woman desk

    The Importance of Correct Punctuation

    We've all been told how important it is to use correct punctuation. Well, here is a…
  • Default Image

    Medical Alert

    A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets. Someone asked her what…
  • Default Image

    Free to Go

    Jon and Amanpreet were in an institution. This place had an annual contest where they…
  • Default Image

    28 Ounce Water Pump

    A woman calls an import parts warehouse and asks for a 28-ounce water pump."A what?" says…
  • oatmeal raw

    Cereal Adjustment

    Deciding to eat healthier breakfasts, my brother-in-law declared that oatmeal would now…
  • Default Image

    Roof Chicken

    One day a State Trooper was pulling off an expressway near Chicago. When he turned onto…
  • Default Image

    Funeral Weather

    As with many funerals, it was a cloudy, rainy day.The deceased was a little old lady who…
  • Default Image

    New Number

    We telemarketers know we're universally loathed. Still, some people are quite pleasant on…

The young man ahead of my father at the flower shop was taking an unusually long time to place his order.

When the clerk asked how she could help, he explained that his girlfriend was turning 19 and he couldn't decide whether to give her a dozen roses or 19 roses -- one for each year of her life.

The woman put aside her business judgment and advised, "She may be your 19-year-old girlfriend now, but someday she could be your 50-year-old wife."

The young man bought a dozen roses.

Powered By JFBConnect