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Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators.  He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion.  The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.

One day he decided to throw a huge party, and during the party he announced, "My dear guests...I have a proposition to every man here.  I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!"

As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large SPLASH!!  There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could...the crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking.  Finally, he made it to the other side unharmed.

The millionaire was impressed.  He said, "My boy that was incredible!
Fantastic!  I didn't think it could be done!  Well I must keep my end of the bargain...which do you want, my daughter or the one million dollars?"

The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money!  And I don't want your daughter!  I want the name of the person who pushed me in!!!

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