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    Pit Falls

    This particular man was taking a shortcut through the graveyard one dark night. That was…
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    Pole Power

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    Bank Arrangements

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    Illegal Turn

    A man in a hurry taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it…
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    Listen For The Word

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    Jean Squeeze

    A woman had gained a few pounds. It was most noticeable to her when she squeezed into a…
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    Restaurant Return

    An out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an…
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    Keep Your Seat

    A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his…
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    Wilderness Guide

    "We pass this way but once," we have heard it said. But my wife has learned that, unless…
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    $100.00 Please

    A little boy, who wanted $100.00 very badly, prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.…
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    Surgeon Feedback

    Surgeons invited to dinner parties are often asked to carve the meat -- or worse yet, to…
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    Half Joking Pastor

    Not too long ago a large seminar was held for ministers in training. Among the speakers…
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    Old Goats

    A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a…
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    Soup Words

    It was a formal banquet. The minister had just finished saying grace when a waiter…
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At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying, "We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 will board from Gate 41."

So my family picked up our luggage and carried it over to Gate 41. Not ten minutes later the public address voice told us that Flight 570 would in fact be boarding from Gate 35.

So, again, we gathered our carry-on luggage and returned to the original gate. Just as we were settling down, the public address voice spoke again: "Thank you for participating in Delta's physical fitness program.

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