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    Repeat Position

    A lifeboat was called out to rescue a yacht in trouble. The coastguard, trying to get the…
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    Chose Your Weapon

    Nine-year-old Aaron came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn…
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    Ironic Call

    One day an employee came into work with both of his ears bandaged. His boss asked him…
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    Disappearing Dinosaurs

    Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable…
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    Too Distant / Too Close

    The showers in my daughter's dorm turned scalding hot whenever a toilet was flushed. To…
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    The Power of Government

    Pythagorean theorem : 24 WordsThe Lord's Prayer : 66 WordsArchimedes' Principle : 67…
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    Mule Solution

    A Missouri farmer passed away and left 17 mules to his three sons. The instructions left…
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    Calling For Technical Support

    Calling For Technical Support (sound familiar?)------------------------------ Ring...…
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    Liberal Headlines

    If Biblical Headlines were written by Today's Liberal…
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    Translation Please

    A French guest, staying in a American hotel called room service for some pepper. "Black…
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    Magnet Comeback

    My friend's husband always teases her about her lack of interest in household chores. One…
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    Bloopers in the Media

    "Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange…
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    "R" Troubles

    A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing the letter ''R,'' and all the other…
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    This Town is so Small...

    This town is so small . . .- The City Jail is called amoeba, because it only has one…
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    Rapid Promotion

    The boss called one of his employees into the office."Rob," he said, "you've been with…

Security and peace of mind were part of the reason we moved to a gated community. Both flew out the window the night I called a local pizza shop for a delivery.

"I'd like to order a large pepperoni pizza, please," I said, then gave him the address of our condominium.

"We'll be there in about half an hour," the kid at the other end replied. "Your gate code is still 1238, right?"

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