logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    "If It" Office Advice

    If it rings, answer it. Talk kindly. If it clanks, call the repairman. If it whistles,…
  • Default Image

    The Good Old Days

    Grandpa and Grandpa were sitting in their porch rockers watching the beautiful sunset and…
  • Default Image

    Sick At Church

    Little Johnny was in church with his mom for Sunday Mass when he felt a sudden vomit…
  • curlers

    Hair Curlers

    My wife still uses curlers in her hair after she washes it. The other night she came into…
  • red life_saver

    Officer Overboard

    On a U.S. cruiser the officer of the deck asked the starboard lookout, "What would you do…
  • antique gas pumps

    Looking Funny

    According to statistics, last year over 17 million American families paid a lot of money…
  • dog cat

    Self-Evident Truths about Pets

    * Although cats are rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a good many…
  • Default Image

    Interview Bloopers

    Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were…
  • Default Image

    Jar 47

    A new doctor had arrived in town. He could cure anything and anybody. Everyone was amazed…
  • Default Image

    Cleaning Job

    Fresh out of high school, I found a job cleaning the elegant home of an older couple.…
  • Default Image

    Hot Shot Pilot

    A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a…
  • Default Image

    English Errors

    English is such a tough language to master. There are more exceptions to the rules than…
  • Default Image

    Strange Exam Answers

    1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in…
  • Default Image

    Lost Ball

    My job as a land surveyor took me to a golf course that was expanding from 9 holes to 18…
  • Default Image

    Dad Shopping

    In the frozen foods department of our local grocery store, I noticed a man shopping with…

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft.

Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any gators around here?"

"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"

Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. When he was almost there, he asked the guy, "How'd you get rid of the gators?"

"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said. "The sharks got 'em."

 

Powered By JFBConnect