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Family Pressure

Three wives were bemoaning their husbands' attitudes towards leftovers: "It gets rough,"…
Exercise Pill

"I'm prescribing these pills for you," said the doctor to the overweight patient who…
Knowing the Numbers

The teacher asked one of her young students if he knew his numbers."Yes," he said. "I do.…
Tail Light

"How long have you been driving without a tail light, buddy?" demanded the policeman. The…
Death Statistic

A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death…
Auction Parrot

One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this…
"Brake Down"

My boss' wife Sherry was exasperated with her younger sister, who bought an unreliable…
Things to do When Your ISP Goes Down

1. Dial 911 immediately.2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past…
Tax Reform

At an open conference in Vermont, the state tax commissioner asked the audience which…
Translation Please

A French guest, staying in a American hotel called room service for some pepper. "Black…
Cafeteria Sign

Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of…
Bus Fare to Train Station

Before boarding a bus, a man asked the driver, "What is the fare to the train station?"…
Cow Horns

"Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?" asked the young lady from a nearby city on…
Ask Jeeves

My 50-something friend Nancy and I decided to introduce her mother to the magic of the…
Making Up For Lost Time

An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather…