Gender Smarts

Thomas

A man in a supermarket was pushing a cart which contained, among other things, a…
Gold Watch

A boss to a retiree:"As a symbol of our gratitude, we have created this special gold…
Goober & Cell Phone

A young man wanted to get his beautiful goober wife something nice for their first…
Life and Death

A hospital posted a notice in the nurses' mess saying:"Remember, the first five minutes…
Better Preaching

After the visiting preacher finished, a woman came up and said, "You were much better…
Dad and Baby

One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some…
Oarsmen News

One day, the Captain of the 40-oared royal Nile barge goes down to speak to the oarsmen…
Food, Family and Philosophy

Gary is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks…
Roadside Support
Kissing Son

I was in line at a restaurant. In front of me was a mother with her college-age son and…
Some Things You Can't Escape

A convict managed to escape from prison and his escape was the lead item on the six…
Tax Colors

A Dutchman was explaining the red, white and blue Netherlands flag to an American."Our…
Birth Warp

Stationed in Okinawa, Japan, my son and his wife were expecting their first baby. I was…
Church Dictionary

From the church dictionary: AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.…
Astute Visionaries?

"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."--Popular Mechanics,…

Diamonds are a girl's best friend.

Dogs are a man's best friend.

Now you know which gender is smarter.

Or do you?

Created: 13 February 2004

Last Updated: 13 July 2011