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Finishing

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So…
One-Liners

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Nothing in the known universe…
Noise Abatement

"Flight 1234," the control tower advised, "turn right 45 degrees for noise…
Giuseppe Spomdalucci

To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chick Italian restaurant. After…
Eggsacting Solution

A man was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The…
Think You're Having A Bad Day?

So you think you're having a bad day. A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio…
Tech Support

Five things you don't want to hear from Tech Support: 1. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!" 2. "In…
Listen For The Word

Our five-year-old son went to a church conference with my wife and me. He got restless,…
Three Red Lights

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Neither could barely see over the…
"Brake Down"

My boss' wife Sherry was exasperated with her younger sister, who bought an unreliable…
Thanksgiving Forecast

Thanksgiving Forecast Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an…
Time Off

Two men working in a factory were talking. "I know how to get some time off," said…
Cast Off

An elderly lady, who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse, broke her leg. As the…
Battle Of The Dogs

The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued…
Knowing About Radios

One month into Marine Corps training in San Diego, Calif., we were preparing for a…