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    You Know You Are a Bad Cook When…

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    Mouse Repellant

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    Waking Up Mad

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    Looking Funny

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    Battle Of The Dogs

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    Exercise Routine

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    Purse Contents

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    Lost and Found

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    Hmmmm... Ham Sandwich

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    Work Show and Tell

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    Labor Costs

    A man having lunch at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with…
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    Tap Away

    During an attack of laryngitis I lost my voice completely for two days. To help me…
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    Hymns for Speeders

    Now, for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns for you: 45 mph.................God…
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    Miracle Return

    The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the…
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    Grasshopper in Bar

    A grasshopper goes into a bar and hops on to a barstool to order a drink. The bartender…

A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to Maimonides Hospital in Brooklyn and took his portable keyboard along. He told some jokes and sang some funny songs at patients' bedsides.

When he finished he said, in farewell, "I hope you get better."

One elderly gentleman replied, "I hope you get better, too."

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