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Get Moving

While driving with my granddaughter, I was getting annoyed with the driver ahead of me and I said, "Come on Sam, get moving."

The next week we were on the same road again with another slow driver ahead. Again I said, "Come on Sam, get moving."

My granddaughter quickly replied, "That's not Sam. Sam has a blue car."

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