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    Goat for Dinner

    The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the…
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    Phonetic Hymn Title

    Many hymnals have a hymn called "Gladly the Cross I'd Bear."It seems that one week when…
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    Taa-Daa!

    A magician calls a man up on stage, hands him a mallet, and instructs the guy to hit him…
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    Golf Quitter

    Two men were chatting casually at work over the water cooler. The conversation turned to…
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    Brotherly Chores

    Drew and Timmy were brothers. One day Mom and Dad had to go into town. Dad told Drew,…
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    Ticketing Mom?

    Thanks to Kathy Edwards for submitting this true story. She wrote, "Pastor Tim, This…
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    Eggplant Sale

    A grocer put up a sign that read "Eggplants, 25ยข ea.--three for a dollar."All day long,…
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    Pilot Humor

    Here are some actual maintenance complaints generally known as squawks or problems…
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    Inclusive Poster

    Anxious to include as many minorities, religions and disabilities as possible, the human…
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    Golf desire

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    Moving Labels

    Having moved 15 times during our 37-year marriage, my husband and I appreciate movers who…
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    Age Hat

    In a hat shop a saleslady gushed: "That's the hat for you! It makes you look ten years…
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    First Sermon

    At his first service, the new preachers sermon was extremely long and dull. As he…
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    Lengthy Discourse

    A visiting minister was very long-winded. Worse, every time he would make a good point…
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    Novice Immerser

    The young son of a Baptist minister was in church one morning when he saw for the first…

When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower.

She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"

I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy"

"I know," she replied, "but what's growing in your butt?"

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