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    Prison Riot

    The warden, addressing the three instigators of a failed prison riot, said, "I would like…
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    Winter House

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    Hooked Shot

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    Three Times Seven

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    Future Son In Law?

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    Morning Sickness

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    1-800-45TEACH

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    Three Legged Chicken

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    Ten Laws of Life

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    Men, Dogs, Women

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    Dollar Measure

    Our mom needed a new mattress for her antique bed, so my brother, Josh, and I decided to…
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    Computer One-liners - Part 3

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    Friendship Poems

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    Men and Women

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    Oriskany Falls

    The little old lady seated herself right behind the bus driver. Every ten minutes or so…

When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower.

She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"

I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy"

"I know," she replied, "but what's growing in your butt?"

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