Amy and Jamie are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long time.
One day Amy was upset because she thought her husband didn't find her attractive anymore.
"As I get older he doesn't bother to look at me!" Amy cried.
"I'm so sorry for you, as I get older my husband says I get more beautiful every day." replied Jamie.
"Yes," answered Amy, "but your husband's an antique dealer!"