logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Children Under Ten

    Mark Twain's contention was that the most interesting information comes from children,…
  • Default Image

    I Think Not

    I do not think -- therefore I am not.Here is the illustration of this principle:One…
  • Default Image

    Party Advice

    A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly…
  • Default Image

    Van Gogh Family Tree

    After much careful research it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had…
  • wheelbarrow work argument

    Brain vs Brawn

    The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could out do anyone in…
  • Default Image

    Cheap Rhymes With Jeep

    A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I…
  • Default Image

    Two Kids

    Checking out of the grocery store, I noticed that the bag boy was eyeing my two adopted…
  • Default Image

    Are You The Defendant?

    The judge read the charges, then asked, "Are you the defendant in this case?""No sir,…
  • Default Image

    Zoo Sign

    Although fun to visit, zoos do pose certain perils. But to whom? A sign posted in the…
  • Default Image

    Soup Solution

    Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!Waiter: Don't worry, sir. The frog should…
  • Default Image

    Distraught Senior

    A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office."Is it true," she wanted to know,…
  • Default Image

    You Might Be an Engineer If...

    * You know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.* You chuckle…
  • Default Image

    Einstein At A Party

    Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and…
  • Default Image

    New Brain Study

    A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that…
  • office woman

    Help Desk

    A man who worked the help desk for a large company received a call one day from a…

Now that I'm older....here's what I've discovered:

  • I STARTED out with nothing....I still have most of it.
  • When did my wild oats turn to prunes and All Bran?
  • I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.
  • Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
  • All reports are in.  Life is now officially unfair.
  • If all is not lost, where is it?
  • It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
  • The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.
  • I went to school to become a wit, only got half-way through..
  • It was all so different before everything changed.
  • Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.
  • Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
  • I wish the buck stopped here.  I could use a few...
  • It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.
  • It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
  • The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
  • If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would have put them on my knees.
  • When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?
  • Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
  • It's not hard to meet expenses...  they're everywhere.
  • The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Powered By JFBConnect