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    Rewiring

    Because our former small-town parish was not a wealthy one, our pastor was dependent on…
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    Mowing the Lawn

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    Car Recognition

    A man was annoyed when his wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a…
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    Research Team

    A research team proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the…
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    Rough Flight

    The pastor of our church began his sermon with this story:"I was on a plane last week,…
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    Hacker Safety

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    Wedding Tears

    During my brother's wedding, my mother managed to keep from crying until she glanced at…
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    Moving In Motivation

    My engineer husband is meticulous but mild-mannered. While our new house was being built,…
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    Lock Jaw

    In one small rural town the sheriff also fulfilled the role of the town's veterinarian.…
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    Kettle Rescue

    A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what…
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    Grasping Challenge

    When my daughter was about four years old, she still had a hard time grasping the concept…
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    Goober Flight Lesson

    A goober went to a flight school, insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day. As all…
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    Welcome To The Neighborhood

    A family who had just moved into a new neighborhood was anxious to make a good…
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    Ten Things A Cat Thinks About

    *Ten Things A Cat Thinks About*1. I could have sworn I heard the can opener.2. Is there…
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    Miscellaneous Ponderings

    A bus station is where a bus stops.A train station is where a train stops.On my desk, I…

During a field exercise at Camp Lejeune, N.C., my squad was on a night patrol through some thick brush. Halfway through, we realized we'd lost our map. The patrol navigator informed us, "Our odds are 1 in 360 that we'll get out of here."

"How did you come up with that?" someone asked.

"Well," he replied, "one of the degrees on the compass has to be right.

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