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    Dog Report

    Craig's two kids are in the same class at school, and the teacher had the class write…
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    Strange 911 Calls

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    You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When

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    Cake Make Up

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    Translated Golf

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    Tag Fad

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    Extra Languages

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    Late For Church

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    Signs You Are an Elementary School Teacher

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    Thanks

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    Fair Trial

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    One Call

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    Melanie is Watching

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    Stranded on a Desert Island

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    Stern Announcement

    During a sermon one Sunday, the pastor heard two teenage girls in the back giggling and…

The pastor was talking to a group of young children about believing in Jesus and going to heaven.

At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?"

"Heaven!" they all piped up.

"And what do you have to be to get there?"

"Dead!", one boy yelled.

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