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    College Nerves

    While touring the University with some college-bound friends, I saw an advertisement that…
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    Get Better Soon

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    Big Toe Tingle

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    Looking Back

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    High Blood Pressure

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    Omitted Stories

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    Forbidden Words

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    Airport Security

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    Chopsticks

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    Prayer Positions

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    Tree Faller

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    Radio Transmission

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    20 Like You

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    Bagel Storm

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    Calling In Sick

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Old Sam Johnson goes to his doctor complaining of aches and pains all over his body. After a thorough examination, the doctor gives him a clean bill of health.

"Sam, you're in excellent shape for an 85 year old man. But I'm not a magician - I can't make you any younger", says the doctor.

"Who asked you to make me younger, already?" says Sam. "You just make sure I get older!"

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