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    Need a Push

    A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over…
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    Egg Timing

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    Knee Tattoo

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    Rare Bible

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    18 Wheeler

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    Sauce Control Center

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    Found Cell Phone

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    Extra Languages

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    Mellowing Mom

    I have five siblings, three sisters and two brothers. One night I was chatting with my…
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    Scared Smart

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    The End of Speeding?

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    You Know You're in Trouble When

    You know you'rein trouble when ... Your accountant's letter of resignation is postmarked…
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    Pay Mistakes

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    Do As I Say!

    An old blacksmith realized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a…
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    Bathroom Break

    On the first day of school, about mid-morning, the kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone…

The General went out to find that none of his GIs were there.  One finally ran up, panting heavily.

"Sorry, sir!  I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late.  I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I'm here."

The General was very skeptical about this explanation but at least he was here so he let the GI go.  Moments later, eight more GIs came up to the general panting, he asked them why they were late.

"Sorry, sir!  I had a date and it ran a little late, I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I'm here."

The General eyed them, feeling very skeptical but since he let the first guy go, he let them go, too.  A ninth GI jogged up to the General, panting heavily.

"Sorry, sir!  I had a date and it ran a little late, I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but..."

"Let me guess," the General interrupted, "it broke down."

"No," said the GI, "there were so many dead horses in the road, it took forever to get around them."

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