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    Airport Security

    Working as a secretary at an international airport, my sister had an office adjacent to…
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    Walk-in Scream

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    Rice Preference

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    Waiting For Years

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    Exercise Program

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    Work Show and Tell

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    Mailbox Problem

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    Home Mechanic Tools

    Home Mechanics Tools and their usage: HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the…
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    Cheap Motel

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    Sweat Dreams

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    Doctor's Orders

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    Are You The Defendant?

    The judge read the charges, then asked, "Are you the defendant in this case?""No sir,…
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    City Preacher

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    Exercise Classes

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    Dog Growth

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To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chick Italian restaurant.

After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and ordered. "We'll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci," he said.

"Sorry, sir," said the waiter. "That's the owner."

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