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    Rental Description

    On duty as a customer-service rep for a car-rental company, I took a call from a driver…
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    Small Town Check

    I had just moved from an apartment to a house in the same small town. One day at the…
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    Housework Challenged

    One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.Seconds after he…
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    Misbehaving Phone Call

    Seven year old Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school.Two days…
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    Cool In The Desert

    Two guys met in the middle of the desert. One was carrying a car door, the other an…
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    White Hairs

    One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen…
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    Drug Shirt

    My kindergarten-aged daughter suddenly announced just before school that she needed to…
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    Favorite Candy

    Our phone rang late one night, and my wife Nancy picked it up. She said, "KitKat," and…
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    Exercise

    - I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.- I…
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    Movie Impatience

    We went to the movie the other night. I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it…
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    Lawyer Light Bulb Completion

    So many of you threatened to sue me if I didn't supply the end of yesterday's CleanLaugh,…
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    Pop Rocks

    Cassie was taking two of her Grandsons on their very first train ride from Dayton, Ohio…
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    Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline

    You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change. Before you take off, the…
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    Holding Hands

    While at the mall, I saw an elderly couple holding hands while they were walking. As they…
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    Front Decisions

    The Army assigned a group of eminent psychiatrists to determine the best way to select…

As the three ladies picked up a menu, each put on a pair of glasses.

"I really only need mine for close reading," explained the first.

Remarked the second, "I only use mine when the light is bad."

The third confessed, "I rarely wear mine - except when I want to see."

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