logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Glass Honesty

As the three ladies picked up a menu, each put on a pair of glasses.

"I really only need mine for close reading," explained the first.

Remarked the second, "I only use mine when the light is bad."

The third confessed, "I rarely wear mine - except when I want to see."

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • snake

    Car 34

    A young man is an avid listener to the city's police frequency, and he leaves the scanner…
  • Default Image

    Goober Baby News

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
  • Default Image

    Ten Rules for Good Housekeeping

    Ten Rules for Good Housekeeping 1. It is time to clean out the refrigerator when…
  • Default Image

    Home Donations

    A tired homemaker opened the front door of her home to find a young minister from the…
  • nest

    Nesting Birds

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
  • Default Image

    Stolen Goat

    The following is a quote from a director of sports information in the Navy, regarding the…
  • Default Image

    Taxing Cinderella

    The tax adviser had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for…
  • pay phone

    Listening In

    A long time ago, before the days of cell phones, I needed to call home, and the only pay…
  • restaurant meal3

    Diamond Assumption

    An acquaintance of mine, whose daughter was about to be married, decided to give her a…
  • Default Image

    Goober Release

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
  • plane war

    Commando Moses

    Nine year old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school. "Well,…
  • mother and daughter2

    Mom Wonder

    A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like. She said, "We used…
  • Default Image

    Goober Mirror

    Two goobers, Carol and Patty, were walking down the street.Carol noticed a compact on the…
  • Default Image

    Pillar Interruption

    The Sunday School teacher described how Lot's wife looked back at Sodom and was turned…
  • fishing rod

    Catfish Fishing

    Jim had an awful day fishing, sitting on the lake all day without a single bite. On his…