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Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob just went straight over to Joe's place.  When they got to the door, Joe went straight to his wife, gave her a hug and told her how beautiful she was and how much he had missed her at work.  When it was time for supper, he complimented his wife on her cooking, kissed her and told her how much he loved her.

Once they were working on the deck, Bob told Joe that he was surprised that he fussed so much over his wife.  Joe said that he'd started this about 6 months ago, it had revived their marriage, and things couldn't be better.

Bob thought he'd give it a go.  When he got home, he gave his wife a massive hug, kissed her and told her that he loved her.  His wife burst into tears.

Bob was confused and asked why she was crying.  She said, "This is the worst day of my life.  First, little Billy fell off his bike and twisted his ankle.  Then, the washing machine broke and flooded the basement.  And now, you come home drunk!"

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