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Go Get Grandma

When I stopped the bus to pick up Chris for preschool, I noticed an older woman hugging him as he left the house.

"Is that your grandmother?" I asked.

"Yes," Chris said.  "She's come to visit us for Christmas."

"How nice," I said.  "Where does she live?"

"At the airport," Chris replied.  "Whenever we want her, we just go out there and get her."

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