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Chemlite Arrival

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VIP Impression

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Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. Life is an…
Yellow Canaries

A lady went to a pet shop."I'd like to buy two yellow canaries," she told the owner."We…
Think!

In a restroom at IBM's Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly above the…
Pop Rocks

Cassie was taking two of her Grandsons on their very first train ride from Dayton, Ohio…
Card Dog

A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog…
Major League Snacks

I took my son to his first Major League baseball game when he was four. The game was…
Guard Dog

My sister-in-law, a truck driver, decided to get a dog for protection. As she inspected a…
Famous Last Words

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Tips For Student Pilots

Tips for student pilots. 1. Takeoffs are optional. Landings are mandatory. 2. If you push…
"Dilbert Quote" Contest

A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were looking for people to…