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Cruising

These are true stories from someone who works on a cruise ship.1. (For this one, you have…
Fried Eggs

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.Suddenly her husband burst…
Picnic Pains

The minister's little six-year-old girl had been so naughty during the week, that her…
Signs You May Be Canadian

SIGNS THAT YOU MAY BE CANADIAN 1. You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines. 2. You…
Dishwashed Verse

Helping his wife wash the dishes, a minister protested, This isn't a man s job.Oh yes, it…
Label Warning

My in-laws gave us a beautiful knife set--top quality.The accompanying cutting board,…
Dog Driver

As I drove into a parking lot, I noticed that a pickup truck with a dog sitting behind…
Open Microphone

While my son was on the Navy carrier USS George Washington, the air wing was busy with…
Lumberjack

A man comes up to the owner of a lumberjack business and says, "I need a job and I think…
IBA

A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that…
Excerpts From "A Cat's Guide To Human Beings"

1. Introduction: Why Do We Need Humans?So you've decided to get yourself a human being.…
How Was I Born?

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?" "Well,…
I've Got Shingles

A fella walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He…
Naturally Born

An eighth grade teacher was leading a discussion on the qualifications for being…
Don't Repeat

My husband, Michael, and I were at a restaurant with his boss, a rather stern older man.…