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Professor Turns Plumber

A professor of mathematics noticed that his kitchen sink at his home leaked. He called a…
Sponge Mistake

In the doctors office two patients are talking."You know, I had an appendectomy last…
Don't Repeat

My husband, Michael, and I were at a restaurant with his boss, a rather stern older man.…
Handy Gadget

After shopping at a busy store, another woman and I happened to leave at the same time,…
Three Chairs

A Methodist minister meets three Baptist deacons on the golf course and invites them to…
Living to 104

At his 103rd birthday party, my grandfather was asked if he planned to be around for his…
Talking in Your Sleep

A wife and husband both talked in their sleep. She loved auctions; his hobby was golf.The…
24 Pigs

A young lawyer, just out of Law School, was pleading his first case in South Carolina. A…
8-Year-Old Asks

An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy,…
Bar Room Houdini

A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance"…
Goober Hunters

Two Goober hunters were dragging their dead deer down a trail back to their car. Another…
First I Got

Elmer says, "First, I got tonsillitis, followed by appendicitis and pneumonia. After that…
Hymns For The Aging

*Hymns for the Aging* Precious Lord, Take my Hand (And Help Me Get Up) It is Well with My…
Football Confessions

Our assistant pastor, an avid football fan, had to hear confessions on Saturday during an…
Beware of Dog

Upon entering a little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying "DANGER! BEWARE…