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wood 2x4A couple of goobers in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard.

One of them walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."

The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"

The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.

He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."

"All right. How long do you need them?"

The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."

After a while, he returned to the office and said,

"A long time. We're gonna build a house."

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