Q: Why can't goobers dial 911?
A: They can't find the "11" on the phone!
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Goober Eye Pain
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Too Late To Date
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Fan Help
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September 11 Update
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Bar Room Houdini
A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance"… -
Warning Signs That You Need A New Doctor
*Warning Signs That You Need A New Doctor** The patient before you was a goat.* Instead… -
Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline
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Ammunition Substantiation
An infantry brigade was training in the summer heat, learning methods to counter… -
Helping Sam at Church
Because our former small-town parish was not a wealthy one, our pastor was dependent on… -
Wig Eye Witness
While my friend was working as a receptionist for an eye surgeon, a very angry woman… -
Even More Musings
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Wet Clothes
Cassie was a really good mom. When her children were growing up, her one son gave her… -
Husband's Estimate
Joe's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years… -
Taa-Daa!
A magician calls a man up on stage, hands him a mallet, and instructs the guy to hit him… -
Cat Prayer
Cat PrayerNow I lay me down to sleep,I pray this cushy life to keep.I pray for toys that…
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