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Name The Twins

A pregnant woman from Washington, D.C. gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma.…
Tired of Rejection?

Tired of being rejected for jobs - maybe this form letter will come in handy. Dear…
Shopping Advice

While I was shopping in the mall with my three children, a display in the window of a…
Gardening Help

An old man living alone in South Armagh, whose only son was in Long Kesh Prison, didn't…
Pie Manners

In a country home that seldom had guests, the young son was eager to help his mother…
Rhymes and Tubes

Our family was leaving on a two week vacation and so my preparations took me into the…
Last One

A New Mom took her baby daughter to the supermarket for the first time. She dressed her…
How Old Am I?

A college professor asked his class a question. "If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New…
Parenthood

If it was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!…
Starting Over

The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have…
Johnny's Dust

After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away.…
Thesaurus Collision

Two trucks loaded with a thousand copies of Roget's Thesaurus collided as they left a New…
Dog Tricks

*Mind Games You Can Play with Your Humans* 1. After your humans give you a bath, DON'T…
Time Management

The church wanted to help their congregation cope better with the stresses of modern…
Friendship Poems

Are you tired of those Sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never…