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Grandpa's Day Out

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Deep Thoughts

From an actual newspaper contest where entrants ages 4 to 15 were asked to imitate "Deep…
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The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a…
Possessed Computer?

For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers…
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(Wondering what a goober is? You can see one here.) The bank manager noticed the new…
World's Easiest Test

Here is the world's easiest test. You should be able to get 100% on this one. 1. How long…
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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.…
Charity Auction

The auto auction I attended was selling cars to benefit charity. Vehicles were classified…
Dictionary of Project Terms

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Everything is Wonderful

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