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Singing Practice

Joe's wife likes to sing so she decided to join the church choir. From time to time she…
Bigger and Bigger

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets…
Birds and Bees

Donald Ogden Stewart, the writer, had a son away at prep school. When the boy reached the…
Gender Smarts

Diamonds are a girl's best friend.Dogs are a man's best friend.Now you know which gender…
Bagel Storm

It was a terrible night, blowing cold and rain in a most frightful manner. The streets…
Dead Politicians

A bus of politicians is driving by a farm where a man lives alone. The bus driver, caught…
Letter From Mom

When the man came home, his wife was crying. "Your mother insulted me," she sobbed. "My…
Shoebox Doilies

As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband's ranch near…
Pepper Advice

When chopping a hot pepper... 1. Do NOT rub your nose... and if you do and it starts to…
Eclipse Memos

Memo from Director General to Manager: Today at 11 o'clock there will be a total eclipse…
First Grade Proverbs

A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each kid in her class…
Money

Money can buy a house, but not a home.Money can buy a bed, but not sleep.Money can buy a…
Crowded Bus

It was rush hour, and when the bus finally arrived, it was packed. I tried to force my…
Rest In Peace

A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for…
One Hard Question

There was a student who wanted to be admitted to the University.He was smart enough to…