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Garage Wow

There was a knock at the door. It was a small boy, about six years old. Something of his…
First Grade Proverbs

A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each kid in her class…
Strange Exam Answers

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Why Ask Why

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Alligator Teeth

A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Indian. "What is it made of?" she…
Cooking Terms

Tongue: a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a…
A Deeper Problem

Little Johnny had been bringing his drawings home from kindergarten every day since he…
House Calls

A pipe burst in a doctor's house, and he called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked…
Checking Out

I was browsing in a souvenir shop when the man next to me struck up a conversation. Just…
Legal Contracts

The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to…
Why Don't I see You?

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and as always the preacher was…
Frazzled Doctor

As soon as I stepped into the urgent-care facility in my hometown, I could see the place…
Tattoo Call

I couldn't help overhearing a man at a nearby pay phone. "I know it's something you…
Bunyan Fall

My son, Bunyan, is a construction foreman. One day he tumbled from a scaffold, managing…