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Ten Commandments

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five- and…
Altar Call

A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service.After the…
Broken Scale

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
Lingering Hug

We had made some changes in our lives. My husband had lost 50 pounds and after eight…
Found Money

An elderly married couple who were childhood sweethearts and had settled down in their…
Church Hopping

A man was stranded on the proverbial deserted Pacific island for years. Finally one day a…
Mouse Trap

A woman rushes into a hardware store and said, "Can I have a mouse trap, please? And will…
High Tech Flying

The passengers on the jetliner were relaxing in their seats for the long flight. The…
Paper View

I sat there waiting for my new doctor to make his way through the file that contained my…
New and Approved

The little girl was sitting in her grandfather's lap as he read her a goodnight story.…
Tech Support

Five things you don't want to hear from Tech Support: 1. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!" 2. "In…
My Dog At It

A minister delivered a sermon in ten minutes one Sunday morning. That was about half the…
Summer Camp

A counselor was helping his kids put their stuff away on their first morning in Summer…
Karmel Recipe

The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and…
Country Boys

These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it…