Q: Why can't goobers dial 911?
A: They can't find the "11" on the phone!
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Money Call
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Attendance Sermons
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Loose Fitting Clothing
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Fee Surprise
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Looking Funny
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Hurry Home
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Will To Remember
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A Job Worse Than Yours
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Stork Reunion
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Johnny's F
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Bulletproof
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Walking Recovery
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Finch Flush
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