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If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at: www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/whatsagoober

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Five Englishmen travelling across Europe in an Audi Quattro arrive at a border crossing.

The Customs agent stops them and says, "It's illegal to put five people in a Quattro."

"What do you mean it's illegal?" ask the Englishmen.

"Quattro means four," replies the border official.

"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen retort disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons."

"You can't pull that one on me," replies the Customs agent. "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law."

The Englishmen reply angrily, "You Goober! Call your supervisor over.  I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

"Sorry," responds the official, "he can't come. He's busy with two guys in a Fiat Uno."

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