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A goober had just bought a new sports car and was out for a drive when she swerved unexpectedly and cut off an eighteen- wheeled trailer truck.  The driver was very angry, and motioned for her to pull over.  When she did, he got out of his truck and asked her to get out of her car.  She did and he then pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket.  He drew a circle on the pavement and told the goober to stand in the circle and not move.

He then went over to her car and slashed its leather seats with a knife. When he turned around, she had a slight grin on her face.  So, he said, "Oh you think that's funny?  Watch this!" He got a baseball bat out of his truck and broke every window in her car!  When he turned again to look at her, she had a smile on her face.  He got even angrier.  He got his knife back out and sliced all her tires.

Now she was laughing!  Then, the truck driver really started to lose it He went back to his truck and got a can of gasoline, poured it on her car, and lit it on fire!  As the car burned, he turned around again, and saw that she was laughing so hard she was about to fall down!

"What's so funny?" the truck driver demanded!  The goober replied, "When you weren't looking I stepped outside the circle four times!"

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