logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Age Advice

    An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties…
  • Default Image

    Trojan Virus Warning

    Hey Hector, This was forwarded to me by Cassandra--it looks legit. Please distribute to…
  • Default Image

    Unsubscribe Directions

    To Unsubscribe From The CleanLaugh ListThough I know you all enjoy being on this list,…
  • Default Image

    Call Me Tex

    A policeman saw a man dressed in full cowboy garb -- hat, chaps, duster, six-shooters,…
  • Default Image

    Zoo Thank You

    As a volunteer who conducts educational tours of the Zoo, Sally occasionally receives…
  • Default Image

    Calling In Sick

    Early one morning, my husband, who works in a funeral home, woke me, complaining of…
  • childrens hands

    Starting Over

    The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have…
  • Default Image

    Funeral Weather

    As with many funerals, it was a cloudy, rainy day.The deceased was a little old lady who…
  • Default Image

    Fast Driver

    My mom has a lead foot, so I was not surprised when a state trooper pulled us over as we…
  • golf bag

    Golf Comeback

    (This joke is based on an actual event which is a part of golf lore around the world). A…
  • Default Image

    Sweat Dreams

    While on vacation with my son and his family, I shared a room with my 4 year old…
  • Default Image

    Strange Exam Answers

    1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in…
  • Default Image

    Pitching Control

    A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked out to have a talk…
  • Default Image

    Little Encouragement

    The minister was shaking everyone's hand while they were leaving the church. An elderly…
  • roofers

    Cinderoofer

    When my children received the video of Cinderella as a summer gift, they watched it…

A goober began a job as an elementary school counsellor, and she was eager to help.  One day during recess she noticed a boy standing by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.  Sandy approached and asked if he was alright.

The boy said he was.  A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the boy was in the same spot, still by himself.

Approaching again, Sandy said, "Would you like me to be your friend?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Okay", looking at the woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing here alone?"

"Because," the little boy said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie."

 

Powered By JFBConnect