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    Heavy Housework

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    Prison Riot

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    Pig Call

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    CIA, FBI & LAPD

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    Signs of Aging

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    Interpreting Hotel Brochures

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    Kitchen Help

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    Restroom Bugs

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    Five Kinds of Fruit

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A Goober felt sick and decided to go to the doctor. The doctor examining him said, 'Well, I can't seem to find the problem, but I think it has something
to do with alcohol.'

The Goober replied, 'Well, then, I'll come back when you're sober.'

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