Goober Eye Pain

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Details: Written by Pastor Tim; Published: 02 July 2006

A goober went to the doctor complaining, "Doctor every time I drink tea my eye hurts!"

After examining him, the doctor advised him, "Before drinking your tea, remove the spoon from your mug".

Created: 02 July 2006

Last Updated: 13 July 2011

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