A goober went to the doctor complaining, "Doctor every time I drink tea my eye hurts!"
After examining him, the doctor advised him, "Before drinking your tea, remove the spoon from your mug".
More Jokes
-
Camping Privacy
Getting away from their high-stress jobs, a couple spends relaxing weekends in their… -
Friendship Poems
Are you tired of those Sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never… -
Whisper Shock
When my older brother was very young, he always walked up to the church altar with my… -
Rookie Landing
As the passengers settled in on a West Coast commuter flight a flight attendant… -
Maritime Museum
Some midshipmen were tasked at the maritime museum to do the "dirty work" of restoring a… -
Blessed Be The Tie
A guy walking in the desert desperately needed a drink. As he followed the dunes, he came… -
Banking Woes
The girl came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial… -
Sleep Motivation
An older man is on the operating table awaiting surgery. He has insisted that his son, a… -
Turtle Ears
Tradition here in the office is to keep a notepad with the punch lines from the various… -
--- WARNING, DANGER! ---
--- WARNING, DANGER! --- I know this guy whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering… -
Scout's Letter Home
Dear Mom, Our scout master told us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on… -
New Friend Sincerity
Last summer my wife and I met a couple at a restaurant. After lunch, the women decided to… -
Art That Sells
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any recent interest in his paintings… -
Dog Exercises
You've seen those fitness ads on TV promising amazing results from all sorts of… -
Doctor's Writing
Did you hear about the doctor who wrote out a prescription in the usual doctor's…
Powered By JFBConnect
Shop with Amazon! - http://amzn.to/2z3uBpa
Copyright ©
1998 - 2018
Cybersalt Consulting and Communications. All rights reserved.
